Hey! I'm only telling the truth. It's best to just get it over with. *laughs* Maybe someone should actually make a show about you. You're a pretty cool, nice guy.
EDIT:Oh, and I am actually doing him a favor. Better to let him know out-right that there isn't actually a show about him. Then for him to be hurt when discovering that there is no show about him. It's much less painful to find out at first. Then it is to have your hopes up so high, and being so confident, that your hopes just get dashed into pieces.